This is the birthday card made for me by my sister, it’s an amazing pop-out one and it’s super flash. It also has some wisdom from my father which I thought I’d like to share. I hope to pass wisdom like this on to the fruit of my loins someday, too. And make pop up cards.

Incase you are not well sighted or don’t remember how to read handwriting, I will type it out just here for you. 

O Grasshopper

Lament not the passing of years, for though the mighty strength of the elephant crashes in vain against the mountainside and is soon worn out, the mountain itself is but a long lunch to the Worm and his family (who, by the way, are all hermaphrodites!) Your loving chromosome donor

JJ

-N